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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

What your Dad absolutely, positively doesn't want for Father's Day

I was at the gym last night and saw this poster in the locker room:

Now, here's what your Dad does not want for Father's Day: he does not want you to give him an "anti-aging system" skin cream collection, which will strike men of the older generations as uncomfortably, uh... fruity, and men of any generation worrying at best and self-esteem-crushing at worst.

He especially doesn't want you to give him an anti-aging system for which you paid "only" $59, after first spending $100 on other products, thus reminding him that he is also an abject failure at teaching you any financial sense or responsibility.

Trust me. O, rly.

ronnie
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3 comments:

  1. Sherwood Harrington7:36 p.m.

    You mean it doesn't work???!?

    Maybe the chickens will eat it, then.

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  2. ronnie9:16 p.m.

    Awww, Sherwood.

    Ya, it works. You're looking younger already!

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  3. Sherwood Harrington12:01 a.m.

    I was hoping it wouldn't bring back that attitude, too.

    Oh, well. Nothing's perfect.

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