tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7402829.post632381567111177109..comments2023-10-21T11:35:09.795-03:00Comments on hearing/loss: An odd little souvenirronniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14044863062652781155noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7402829.post-64131051634626530072007-07-10T15:34:00.000-03:002007-07-10T15:34:00.000-03:00looked up engrish.com. hilarious. anonymously....x...looked up engrish.com. hilarious. <BR/><BR/>anonymously....xeXtreme Englishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07536661018563937509noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7402829.post-84990154604538105802007-07-09T21:20:00.000-03:002007-07-09T21:20:00.000-03:00PS: mollie, your comment that the label suggested ...PS: mollie, your comment that the label suggested that "...if you can't follow these simple instructions, then you don't deserve to have nice things."<BR/><BR/>made me laugh out loud, for real.<BR/><BR/>ronnieronniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14044863062652781155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7402829.post-40714127320919514282007-07-09T19:50:00.000-03:002007-07-09T19:50:00.000-03:00I think our Anonymous poster may be onto something...I think our Anonymous poster may be onto something. A rain coat or ponchos is an excellent theory.<BR/><BR/>Alternately, nftp (can I call you NFTP?) was clever to think of inflatable float, because (drum roll) they sold a bunch of different inflatable rafts and kiddie toys at the resort gift shop for the pool and the beach! (Maybe "distortion" is a mistranslation of "warping" or "stretching" and ronniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14044863062652781155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7402829.post-86277913450554488472007-07-09T12:21:00.000-03:002007-07-09T12:21:00.000-03:00a RAINCOAT??? (this brilliant thought just came to...a RAINCOAT??? (this brilliant thought just came to me after two days of pondering this gem of a label.)<BR/><BR/>engrish.com what's that? sounds like something xtreme english should know about.....<BR/><BR/>holidays are over, heat's here....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7402829.post-1164750871469919152007-07-09T11:47:00.000-03:002007-07-09T11:47:00.000-03:00I can't think up a thing that works for every one ...I can't think up a thing that works for every one of these instructions! I thought, inflatable float, but 'distortion' and 'scraping'?<BR/><BR/>Maybe a stuffed lounge chair cushion? <BR/><BR/>Instructions on preserving the item long-term sound weird to me - but then, up here, manufacturers want us to treat it rough and buy another one. In Cuba i'd bet there's more of a make-it-last attitude. At Nostalgic for the Pleistocenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04369449719832190810noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7402829.post-34897711609075250272007-07-09T09:57:00.000-03:002007-07-09T09:57:00.000-03:00That is fantastic. I like the part at the end abou...That is fantastic. I like the part at the end about how "distortion and scraping should happen." Like, "...And if you can't follow these simple instructions, then you don't deserve to have nice things." No idea what the original nice thing might have been, though.<BR/><BR/>I think you should submit this to engrish.com!Molliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12350892542573842455noreply@blogger.com