Unfortunate Closed-Captioning Cockups of the Day: Special Democratic Convention Edition

The Democratic Convention has brought a veritable snowstorm of gaffes and bloopers. My two favourite so far?

"THE DEMOCRATS STILL HAVE TO CONTINUE COURTING THE BLACK AND HISPANIC ELECTOR RATS..."

Come on, you can't make this stuff up. And this one, also courtesy, as the former, of CNN:

"THE DEMOCRATS REALLY NEED TO GET OUT THE UNREGISTERED VOTERS, GET THEM TO THE POLES AND WORK ON THEM."

That doesn't sound very nice at all!

ronnie