Sh-boom, sh-boom.

Husband was in the elevator with a couple of co-workers last week when the following exchange took place.

Co-worker One: "Did you see that documentary on spontaneous human combustion on A&E last night?"

As she's speaking another Co-worker enters the elevator.

Entering Co-worker: "Oh! Are you discussing simultaneous human ignition?"

(pause)

Co-worker One: "Ummmm... no. That's a... different topic. No."

ronnie