Goin' to the candidates' debate...

Well, not going, actually, but watching. Got beer, got potato chips, got laser pointer, got cats.

The potato chips will keep me sated and the cats and laser pointer to will be sorely needed to entertain me (at particularly crushingly boring moments I'll use the intoxicating red dot to send the felines to attack the leaders' heads on TV.)

I'll need the beer to make the debate itself seem entertaining.

Maybe we'll get lucky and someone will make a huge gaffe. Or maybe somebody will have a "you had an option, sir!", or a "you are not going to take my country away with some trick" moment.

Nah. I better get more beer.

ronnie