Wednesday, June 13, 2007

What your Dad absolutely, positively doesn't want for Father's Day

I was at the gym last night and saw this poster in the locker room:

Now, here's what your Dad does not want for Father's Day: he does not want you to give him an "anti-aging system" skin cream collection, which will strike men of the older generations as uncomfortably, uh... fruity, and men of any generation worrying at best and self-esteem-crushing at worst.

He especially doesn't want you to give him an anti-aging system for which you paid "only" $59, after first spending $100 on other products, thus reminding him that he is also an abject failure at teaching you any financial sense or responsibility.

Trust me. O, rly.

ronnie

3 Comments:

Blogger Sherwood Harrington said...

You mean it doesn't work???!?

Maybe the chickens will eat it, then.

7:36 PM  
Blogger ronnie said...

Awww, Sherwood.

Ya, it works. You're looking younger already!

9:16 PM  
Blogger Sherwood Harrington said...

I was hoping it wouldn't bring back that attitude, too.

Oh, well. Nothing's perfect.

12:01 AM  

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