Wednesday, June 13, 2007

What your Dad absolutely, positively doesn't want for Father's Day

I was at the gym last night and saw this poster in the locker room:

Now, here's what your Dad does not want for Father's Day: he does not want you to give him an "anti-aging system" skin cream collection, which will strike men of the older generations as uncomfortably, uh... fruity, and men of any generation worrying at best and self-esteem-crushing at worst.

He especially doesn't want you to give him an anti-aging system for which you paid "only" $59, after first spending $100 on other products, thus reminding him that he is also an abject failure at teaching you any financial sense or responsibility.

Trust me. O, rly.



Blogger Sherwood Harrington said...

You mean it doesn't work???!?

Maybe the chickens will eat it, then.

7:36 p.m.  
Blogger ronnie said...

Awww, Sherwood.

Ya, it works. You're looking younger already!

9:16 p.m.  
Blogger Sherwood Harrington said...

I was hoping it wouldn't bring back that attitude, too.

Oh, well. Nothing's perfect.

12:01 a.m.  

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