An odd little souvenir

Goodness, I'd forgotten all about this.
It's a plastic label (transcribed below to be easier to read) I found abandoned at our resort in Cuba. The reason it caught my attention was because it was English. The reason it held my attention was because of the nature of the 'Cautions'. Even given wide latitude (latinatude?) for what's been lost in translation, no matter how many times I read this thing I cannot, for the life of me, begin to fathom what product this label was removed from! That's what prompted me to bring it back as an odd little souvenir.

Since the label is small and the photo was difficult, here is the text:

CAUTION!
PLEASE USE IT ACCORDING TO THESE CAUTION:
1. DON'T LEAVE IT EXPOSED TO DIRECT SUNLIGHT AND NEAR THE HEATER, DON'T LEAVE IT EXPOSED NEAR THE LAMPBLACK.
2. DON'T WASH IT WITH THE SHARP ABJECTS, SUCH AS THE STAIN-BRUSHES AND KNIVES.
3. DON'T WASH IT WITH THE CHEMICAL LIQUOR SUCH AS VOLATIZED ONE AND DILUTED ONE.
4. DON'T PUT SOMETHING HEAVY AND HARD ON IT, EG WATER. CLOSET COVERS, FLOWER POTS, WATER PAIL AND POTS.
IF YOU DON'T USE AND DEPOSIT IT ACCORDING TO THE CAUTIONS ABOVE, FADING, CHANGE COLOR, DISTORTION; CRACKING, AND SCRAPING SHOULD HAPPEN.

I thought perhaps it was a garment (I found it on a shelf under some mirrors in a ladies' room, and it isn't unusual for a woman to change into something she's just purchased in a ladies' room) until they got to the bit about putting heavy things such as water closet covers (?? toilet tank lids??) or flower pots on it.

A very odd little souvenir indeed.