Amusing Closed-Captioning Cock-Up of the Day

According to the captions, CNN's Bill Helms on October 6th's "American Morning" ended a debate between Bush and Kerry campaign representatives with:

"JERKS, I WISH WE HAD 90 MINUTES BUT UNFORTUNATELY WE'RE OUT OF TIME"

Survey says, he probably said "Gents..."

(I know you must suspect I make some of these up or exaggerate them. On my future implant, I swear they're all true...)

ronnie