Well, that explains everything

I have been thinking and reading about conspiracy theories lately (more about that in a later blog post) and while doing some reading came across the handy-dandy Make your own Conspiracy Theory website, a kind of Mad Libs for the paranoid. Insert a few simple words and phrases and voila - you have The Truth.

My first go turned out this conspiracy theory, which is so chock full of a mishmash of conspiracy fodder at the local-looney-level it's scary.

What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand socialism you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Lord Government made up of Aboriginals with help from New Brunswick civil servants.

The conspiracy first started during the Kennedy Assassination in the Legislature. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the storming of the Bastille.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by the clicking of a pen.

They want to shoot evangelical Christians and imprison resisters in Nackawick using hovercraft transports.

In order to prepare for this, we all must barricade our homes and stockpile firearms. Since the media is controlled by David Suzuki we should get our information from Stephen Harper.

Of course, now that I've told you, I'll have to kill you.

ronnie