Some guy in Leicester says we're happy!

Check it out. This University of Leicester study ranks us as the tenth-happiest country on earth.

The top ten countries are

1. Denmark
2. Switzerland
3. Austria
4. Iceland
5. Bahamas
6. Finland
7. Sweden
8. Bhutan
9. Brunei
10. Canada

All us socialist pinko welfare states and the oil-rich Arab kingdoms where everyone wears gold underwear are no-brainers, and the Bahamas? Hey, man :)

But who knew Austria was so happy?

This is an incredibly important development, struggling as we are to recover from a crushingly devastating study earlier in the month that informed us we were merely only the 111th-happiest country on earth.

Thanks to this good news, however, I believe I shall be able to go on with the struggle for another day. Happily.

ronnie