Friday, March 16, 2007

The good news is, there's absolutely nothing to worry about.

FBI: Extremists driving school buses
By LARA JAKES JORDAN, Associated Press Writer

WASHINGTON - Suspected members of extremist groups have signed up
as school bus drivers in the United States, counterterror officials said Friday,
in a cautionary bulletin to police. An FBI spokesman said, "Parents and
children have nothing to fear."
(Emphasis added.)

Man, there's a mixed message.

Guys we're watching as potential terrorists "have signed up as" (suggesting a coordinated or deliberate effort) school bus drivers. But really, it's no big deal. We just thought we'd tell you to scare the hell out of you, and then tell you not to be scared.

Because we know we got 'em all. We're the FBI. We don't make mistakes.

ronnie

2 Comments:

Blogger Xtreme English said...

the key is defining "suspected members of extremist groups"....who and what are they talking about? war protestors? episcopalians? deaf radicals? washington redskins fans?

depends on where you live, too. in oregon or minnesota, there may very well be militia members driving school buses containing their own kids.

9:52 AM  
Blogger Sherwood Harrington said...

I always knew there was something sinister about Crankshaft. This opens up the possibility for Batiuk to do a Guantanamo arc, and wouldn't that be a knee-slapper.

5:47 PM  

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