The good news is, there's absolutely nothing to worry about.
FBI: Extremists driving school buses
By LARA JAKES JORDAN, Associated Press Writer
WASHINGTON - Suspected members of extremist groups have signed up
as school bus drivers in the United States, counterterror officials said Friday,
in a cautionary bulletin to police. An FBI spokesman said, "Parents and
children have nothing to fear." (Emphasis added.)
Man, there's a mixed message.
Guys we're watching as potential terrorists "have signed up as" (suggesting a coordinated or deliberate effort) school bus drivers. But really, it's no big deal. We just thought we'd tell you to scare the hell out of you, and then tell you not to be scared.
Because we know we got 'em all. We're the FBI. We don't make mistakes.
ronnie
posted by ronnie at
7:53 p.m.
2 Comments:
the key is defining "suspected members of extremist groups"....who and what are they talking about? war protestors? episcopalians? deaf radicals? washington redskins fans?
depends on where you live, too. in oregon or minnesota, there may very well be militia members driving school buses containing their own kids.
I always knew there was something sinister about Crankshaft. This opens up the possibility for Batiuk to do a Guantanamo arc, and wouldn't that be a knee-slapper.
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