Ooh, this stuff just writes itself.
The closing sentences of an email that I got in response to an email sent to Yahoo! Customer Care about a problem with my Yahoo! (I include the exclamation point because I know they do when Googling what peeps are saying about them) account.
Thank you for reaching out to us.
We look forward to helping you!
Sincerely, Yahoo! Customer Care
**Please do not respond to this message as no one will receive it.
I frankly can't tell you how warm & fuzzy I feel about receiving that. Because I honestly don't know.