Wednesday, August 05, 2009

OMG I'm Kenyan!

By now many of you will have heard about the real, genuine, not-at-all-fake Kenyan birth certificate for President Barak Obama that "birther" Orly Taitz has introduced as part of her quixotic and slightly unhinged lawsuit claiming that Obama can't be president of the US because he is not a "natural born US citizen" as required by the US Constitution.

Bloggers immediately started pointing out the numerous errors in the document which suggest it is anything but an authentic birth certificate issued in 1961 for a birth at the The Coast General Hospital (which is actually called the Coast Provincial General Hospital).

That won't dissuade the true-believer birthers, who are busy developing convoluted responses to every glaring error that's pointed out. They know it would be practically impossible with the state of modern technology to fake something like this.

But never mind that. While they're busy tying themselves in knots, we know the truth: we're all Kenyan! Yes, I, ronniecat, I AM KENYAN! And admit it - you're Kenyan too! We're all part of an international conspiracy of Kenyans posing as natural-born citizens of Canada, the US and Europe, and Obama is our leader! In fact, you can order a copy of your very own Kenyan birth certificate on teh interwebs to look at in secret under the covers at night with a flashlight while impersonating a genuine natural-born citizen of Canada or the US by day. (That's mine, on the left. Click to read the shocking truth.)

Secret Kenyan handshake,




Blogger Hua said...

Hi Ronnie,

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Secret Kenyan handshake,

7:07 p.m.  
Blogger Xtreme English said...

how did i miss this?? love it...but i see that you are a about a secret life!!

secret kenyan handshake

4:21 a.m.  

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